Sarcasm: Served Cold Daily

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  • tuhree:

    "your whole ass is out in those shorts"

    you’re welcome

    (via rustybuttholes)

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  • carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

    andythanfiction:

    honestly I’m not even surprised anymore

    (Source: artjcf, via i-want-destiel)

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  • johnwartson:

    ritchandspace:

    Dude, Peter Capaldi totally refused to flirt with Clara in the new series.

    Damn, I’m so ready for this.

    In that same article he states that he’s going to make the story line less confusing and over the top and focus on the plot. I think I’m in love. 

    (via fangirl-overeverything)

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  • pauladeenandporn:

    when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

    (Source: watchthefirefliesdance, via i-want-destiel)

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  • batgoattheexplorer:

    dlubes:

    judau:

    masterofbirds:

    snakegrin:

    feelinundertheweather:

    indianbiatch:

    slytherinstarkidwarbler:

    slytherinstarkidwarbler:

    This is legit. x

    And x

    New Zealand finally gets the spotlight

    Apparently USA is only #7

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    even canada’s higher than you america

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    I feel obligated to reblog every post that has the Robin Sparkles gif in it.

    why is that even so surprising america treats people like shit

    (Source: avengersofgallifrey, via fangirl-overeverything)

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  • loki-cat:

    multipack:

    omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!

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    your lizard types fast

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    too fast

    (Source: ihaveremade, via fuck-crowley-literally)

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  • dogapult:

    how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

    (via pizza)

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  • thatsonofamitch:

    Sign me the fuck up

    (via fuck-crowley-literally)

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  • princeburrito:

    "The Flicking Candle Company"

    lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

    (Source: odditymall.com, via fangirl-overeverything)

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  • somehownatural:

    Posts that make me question my life part 2

    Part1

    Other tumblr compilations

    (via i-want-destiel)

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  • peregrintoolc:

    I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

    (Source: billycraplan, via fuck-crowley-literally)

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  • umbreon-ite:

    Ah yes, the flute

    (via guy)

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  • asian:

    mom…dad..

    I’m chinese

    (via i-want-destiel)

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  • (Source: nflstreet, via swarnpert)

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