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  • geopunk:

    my wallet is empty just like my soul

    (Source: geopunk, via hi)

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  • my life is one big “wow ok”

    (via jackskellin)

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  • shubbabang:

    WHEN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT ITCHES AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

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  • moraniarty:

    the tumblr video player

    image

    (via gnarly)

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  • colorfullyfuckedazazel:

    bhryn:

    asexualthings:

    Asexuality is an orientation in which a person does not experience sexual attraction to any sex and/or gender. They do not feel an intrinsic desire to make sex a part of their relationships with other people. However they may still be able to experience other types of attraction, and desire relationships with other people.

    Check out the following websites to learn more about asexuality, join in on the community, and/or help increase asexual visibility and education.

    Asexual Visibility and Education Network

    International Asexuality Conference
    (Worldpride Toronto 2014 Affiliate Event) (June 28, 2014)

    Asexual Things (asexual vis/ed tumblr blog)

    Reblog and boost, as my sister is asexual and is almost never understood.

    Reblogging for my baby brother

    (Source: asexualityresources, via aphfandoms)

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  • lostinadarkworld:

    This is why I love Patrick Stump.

    (via aphfandoms)

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  • jaclcfrost:

    [finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

    (via guy)

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  • bemusedlybespectacled:

    do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

    like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

    "damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

    "no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

    "stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

    (via aphfandoms)

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  • sniffybutt:

    this belongs in a musuem

    (via swarnpert)

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  • (via departured)

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  • kevinthepro:

    I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. 

    AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.

    Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.

    IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.

    I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.

    I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…

    (via angelwalnut)

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  • bitrates:

    I don’t know what’s better.  Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.

    (Source: bitrates, via the-bloggers-daughter)

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  • (Source: bricesander, via wondurs)

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  • popmychieri:

    gaydicks420:

    last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

    (via tacoofficialbell)

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